The school of thought
began when somebody
wanted something
and nobody
really wanted to do anything about it, or something. Nobody cares enough to find out for sure.
Somebody probably started it, with authority probably, so let's say Zeus. He was the ultimate god
and ruled over the people or something and then the people weren't happy.
I mean it is like the then Romans who didn't like the Christians.
The Christians wanted to live.
Romans were unmoved and made them fight lions to death.
Everybody decided they hated Jews, Christians were really too busy, witches started hexing
They were all
"oh, it was just an accident" or
"what the hell are you talking about, I'm not a witch," but nobody cared and the witches were burned.
Then the people of France
were upset by their monarchy
.
The monarchy didn't really give a shit.
This is immortalized in Marie Antoinette's famous line "The people don't have any bread?
Why the fuck is that
MY problem?" The people promptly decided to revolt.
There were a bunch of native people
living in America
with rights to the land, but nobody cared a crap
There was a civil war
,then a attrocious boer war or something in South Africa
Karl Marx
started communism, but nobody cared because he was German
.
The Titani
c sunk, but honestly, who gives a crap?
Never let go... Too bad, Jack, nobody cares.
Then there was a bunch of stuff about rights and who gets to vote and who gets lynched. Then there was a war in Europe.
There was a depression
and lots of people died, but nobody cares.
Hitler started killing off the Jews, but nobody cared .
Then everybody found out Hitler was killing the Jews and nobody cared that nobody hadn't cared.
The hippies
started spawning and protesting and doing drugs
and making love and porn
, but everyone pretty much ignored them.
Then this Space program launched a man onto another celestial object in the first time in history, but people got tired of it after the third try.
I think it was Vietnam's Space Program, but I forgot where they went to though. Then more stuff happened, but nobody cares about any of it except maybe September 11th.
Sometimes. In 2003, The New York Times published a story which claimed that researchers had discovered a man who actually did care.
However, three days later it was revealed that the man's name was
NOBODY.
Elections were rigged in Iran.
Protests broke out and some died.
People were about to care, until Michael Jackson died.
Though, all he left behind was debt, so nobody cared.
SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE MISSING FROM THIS PICTURE WHAT CAN IT BE??????